May 2009
It's time for Unfollow Friday to grow up →
outofprint:
Sometimes I get bored
These growingup posts, if anything, are keeping me entertained for the evening. This seems like the biggest uproar on Tumblr in awhile, and there weren’t any cocks or false pretenses involved. Awesome.
regarding slow nights at the bar.
Cons:
Boring.
Not a lot of money involved. Pros:
More time to play drinking games with your co-workers.
You may get buzzed enough to forget that it’s a slow night.
THERE WILL BE A GAME SEVEN.
badass motherfucker awards for the night:
JMFN: Joakim Motherfucking Noah.
BMFM: Brad Motherfucking Miller.
DMFR: Derrick Motherfucking Rose.
JOAKIM MOTHERFUCKING NOAH!
JMFN.
Dude, massive gamebreaker…and the foul.
overtime. again.
Wow.
BRAD MILLER!!!!
(via michaelmcgee)
Dude, Cheddar Bob has game.
April 2009
Song For The Dumped (You Fucking Whore Version)...
One of my favorite things:
doodleology:
Finding random pens.
FREE WRITING UTENSIL!
Better than finding lucky pennies on the ground. Srsly.
melatonin.
I got a full night of sleep…however, I woke up and part of my face felt numb. I don’t know if the two were related, and the numbness went away. I can’t help but wonder: Is this fucking normal? This numbness, is it normal after taking melatonin?
BEN MOTHERFUCKING GORDON!!!
ginandfrolic:
HEY TIM DUNCAN HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS IN ROUND ONE? GET WELL SOON ASSHOLE!
I am probably the most anti San Antonio NBA fan ever. Really though I was only rooting for Dallas because they were playing San Antonio. I always root against any team from Texas. I hate Texas, and I hate that they have three teams when some cities (cough cough SEATTLE) don’t...
WatchQuality Revenge At Night Hey Mercedes
Shoot, another remnant of my past as a scene kid. Loses Control is such a good album, and I just love the references to Illinois cities in this song:
…In a corner of Aurora there’s a girl all aglowing and she’s waiting for a car that isn’t showing We are all on our way to save you And in the madness of it all there’s a phone...
Missing The War Ben Folds Five
the score.
Nate: 1 Rage: 0
I still have a long way to go when it comes to managing my temper, but I’m getting there.
guess i'm gonna have to flip my lid. →
At least it’s not a liveblogging account of the experience of having it. But still…
Ten points
outofprint:
for the first person on Tumblr who gets swine flu.
I’m gonna flip my lid if someone gets it and starts a fuckyeahswineflu tumblelog.
shoulderwith ≠ shoulder width
urbanredneck:
thephenthouse: caught myself.
shoulderwith sounds like a dance move, or a screwed up rap song.
I’m gonna work on the newest dance craze now…
women's fashion guru, at your service. →
Tuesday Tumblr Chatroom →
shaneblog:
Not Wednesday.
oh. em. eff. gee.
I don’t care who you’re rooting for, but this Bulls-Celtics series is probably going to be the best series in the playoffs until the actual finals.
BEN MOTHERFUCKING GORDON!!!
All you NBA Playoffs fans, say it with me: BEN MOTHERFUCKING GORDON!!! BMFG!!!
swine flu.
One of the things that really disenchants me about journalism is the use of sensationalism tactics and fear mongering for the sake of getting ratings. I know that it’s difficult to get people to pay attention to the news, but things like this really take a toll on the overall integrity of major media institutions.
Din Daa Daa George Kranz
Because I’m up...
“I’m totally attracted to Prince, I think it’s all that velvet. He’s like a...”
– phantombacons
jason statham.
Do you think he wakes up some mornings, looks in the mirror, and says to himself:
“Oi, what the fuck am I doin’ here? I’m so much better than these damn movies I sign on to do.”
I mean, shit, he was legit in Snatch and The Bank Job, and then he does these disposable movies like Transcrankporter and goes and makes himself Paul Walker with a cockney accent.
Anti Matter N*E*R*D